Showing posts with label weight loss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weight loss. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

30 day notice regarding Weight loss drugs

A while back I officially decided not to use the weight loss drugs recommended by the scatterbrained, boil-faced lady. I am, however, putting my body on a 30 day notice, starting today. If I am still a fat ass 30 days from now I will get a bottle of the super sexy slim stuff that D recommended even if she seemed a little crazed, I'd rather be crazed than fat. And J is doing just fine. Plus, J told me it's just some kind of sponge-sucking fiber that gets in your belly and makes you feel full while you're just drinking water, so it's no worse than regular anorexia, which works for me. Especially with 6 kids who need to eat. And in case you're wondering, starvation wouldn't affect breastmilk production, but dehydration would. And I can drink water, that's just fine.
I'm over the whole toxic water thing now. The only thing I'm not digging on is the acne, if I get a boil or zit because of this I'm going to be really upset. No amount of arched eyebrows or lip gloss will cover a pimple. And I like to wear my hair back. I better not get pimples because of this. If I did, I'd call it a blemish because it sounds prettier. I'd rather have a blemish than a zit or a pimple.

Lip gloss for weight loss

A little gloss on the lips can make you look fresher, cleaner and a little more kissable. Even if you are only putting a little vaseline to bring comfort to chapped lips, it can make you lose weight because when your lips hurt you don't want to eat. Especially smoked cheddar cheesy kettle corn from Popcorn Indiana. Whatever, you probably didn't need the popcorn anyways.